Late-breaking Luncheon News! (Menu change)

Contrary to previously posted announcements, the meal for tomorrow’s Luncheon will be the usual Christmas Luncheon fare of Turkey Buffet, rather than a sit-down service of soup and sandwiches, as was originally published.

A full-scale Board of Inquiry is in the works to discover how such a massive error could creep into our system and will convene as soon as an appropriate Chairperson is selected and appointed, Terms of Reference are promulgated, and Members “volunteered.” Since the results will be Secret, due to their sensitive nature, do not expect to be further informed of any reports concerning this BoI.

Carry on!